Skeletal People's Party for Cultural Skeletalism

Skeletal People's Party for Cultural Skeletalism was a political party from the Bone Planet, founded by several famous Skeleton Justice Warriors in 2425. It was disbanded the next day following an argument over whether the concept of parties itself was fatscist.

Goals

 * Seizing the meats of production
 * Creating a skinless society
 * Resisting fatscism and burgeroisie influences
 * Freeing the Bone Planet from the tyrannical rule of the Lightstar Empire

Members

 * Baron Karl Darx


 * Daggels


 * Dr. Adorn


 * Shriek de Beauvoir


 * Pollocula

Quotes
"Bonetarians of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your skins!"

- Baron Karl Darx

"One is not born, but rather becomes, a skeleton."

- Shriek de Beauvour

"[spider sounds]"

- Pollocula