Vesa-Matti Loiri

"Niin hyvää puuta, niin hyvää puuta se on!"

- Vesa-Matti Loiri

Vesa-Matti Loiri was a mythical being residing in the core of Spherus Magna.

Biography
Vesa Matti Loiri's past is completely unknown. However he got into the core of Spherus Magna is unknown. At some point, Terrafame and McDonald's found him while committing illegal mining operations on the planet. They quickly built Talvivaara above Loiri's lair. They began a drilling operation to mine and refine Loirite out from Loiri's purple shell. This apparently caused numerous earth-quakes, which eventually alerted Eduskunta to send a diplomatic mission to the planet. The Fellowship of Sipilä eventually assaulted the mining base and found Vesa-Matti Loiri deep underground.

DJ Defunkt revealed himself as terrible heavy metal artist, The Duke, and proceeded with a satanic ritual to steal Loiri's immunity of music, which apparently weakened mythical being. Afterwards the cave collapsed and Vesa-Matti Loiri was presumed to be buried alive.

Personality and abilities
Vesa-Matti Loiri communicates by music. He is also immune to all kinds of musical power, such as Rap and Rock. This trait is shared by the material mined from his shell, Loirite. He was able to cause earthquakes, which he used to alert someone of Terrafame's mining operation, which was hurting him.

Behind the scenes
It is not known whether Vesa-Matti Loiri has anything in common with 20th century iskelma artist.

Appearances

 * Episode I: The Fellowship Of The Swag