Burger-Fu



Burger-Fu is a close-quarters-combat technique of Burgerus Dynasty tradition, passed on by Burger Kings from ruler to heir for over one thousand years. Using the technique properly requires extreme stealth.

History
The earliest form of Burger-Fu was used in the 10th century by the one historians usually refer to as the first true Burger King, Sultan Satuq Bughra Khan A.K.A. The Burger Khan. After the destruction of Burger Kingdom in 2373, the only surviving user of the technique is Theseus Theophilus Burgerus.

Training
Generally speaking there are three known schools of Burger-Fu. Many known Burger Kings used a mixture of all three, but there have been special cases where a Burger King has specialized in only one school.

1. Snapping Their Neck Until They Die
In the first school of Burger-Fu, the opponent's head is turned at least 180 degrees or more until death occurs.

2. Feeding Them A Piece Of Processed Meat Between Two Bread
In the second school of Burger-Fu, the opponent's breathing is blocked by a moderately edible fast-food-item lodged down their throat. A more stealthy version of this technique was often used for political assassinations during the 21st century, which involved subtly feeding the target multiple hamburgers for several decades until the target's health failed.

3. Surprising Them So They Shit Themselves To Death
The third school of Burger-Fu often required a specialized Burgerus Dynasty Death Mask for intimidation purposes. The users of this school were often patient individuals, waiting near the target's bed until they were noticed, whereupon the target's heart would often instantly implode.

Known Masters of the fighting art

 * Theseus Theophilus Burgerus
 * Burger Khan

Appearances

 * Episode I: The Fellowship of Swag
 * Episode II: Attack of the Rappers