Kaikki paskaksi



Kaikki paskaksi ("Fuck everything" in Galactic Language) is a proud and traditional Ancient Earth fighting arts invented in the mid-20th century by multi-billionaire and High Priest of the Church of Satan, Scrooge McDuck. The combat technique involves the firing of multiple high-powered firearms at the general direction of the target until it dies.

History
The phrase "Kaikki paskaksi" was first uttered by the inventor of the combat arts, Scrooge McDuck in an unnamed conflict in the 1960s mostly forgotten by history. As McDuck uttered the phrase, tens of high-powered cannons were simultaneously fired to destroy the invading Ant forces and to attempt to start a Total Fucking War.

Training
The training for Kaikki paskaksi is a long and painful road. There are many ways to learn this technique, but most Paladins of the Church of Satan train by listening to Norwegian Black Metal and consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Known Masters of the fighting art

 * Scrooge McDuck
 * Coriander
 * Jake McKorhonen (by proxy)
 * Paavo Väyrynen
 * kaikkipaskaksi

Appearances

 * Episode IV: The Last Of Space Rappers
 * Episode V: McDonalds Strikes Back
 * Shatterzone: Masters of Kaikki Paskaksi