Mr. Snellman

"Teen teistä N A K K E J A"

- A Finnish statement of good fortune by Mr. Snellman

Herra Snellman is a synthetic Meat Puppet Sausage Maker, the CEO of galactic meat giant Snellman and the mentor of Theseus Theophilus Burgerus.

Biography
The origins of Mr. Snellman are a mystery lost in time, but evidence suggests the original was born somewhere in the 20th century on Ancient Earth and may originally have been a Human.

At the start of the 21st century, the corporation found the secret to mind uploading and began producing synthetic Meat Puppets, a kind of an android made mostly out of a pork-bovine ground meat mix. For nearer than five centuries the company has transferred the mind of it's CEO into new bodies. These bodies generally survive for almost half a week until rotting away, but their endurance can be lengthened by storage in cold temperatures.

In the year 2373, Mr. Snellman became the adoptive father and mentor of Theseus Theophilus Burgerus. He gave the young prince a place to stay and trained him in the ways of meat processing. The prince stayed at Snellman's farm until he was 18 years of age.