McDonald's

McDonald's is a former fast food restaurant and and current enigmatic mystery. Once there was a McDonald's restaurant in every populated location, but the company has long passed into a legend. Nowadays McDonald's is only known from conspiracy theories and hidden whispers from the edges of the galaxy. There have been rumors of McDonald's ships being seen in The Government space, but very few believe in them. Everyone knows McDonald's isn't real, duh.

History
Originating from Old Earth, McDonald's expanded to the stars alongside with humans, eventually surpassing all competitors in interstellar fast food business. Led by enigmatic Laughter Man, the corporation became one of the most influential galactic power of Eduskunta Era. In addition to food processing McDonald's had considerable science division which researched organic materials, clowning and genetic manipulation. McDonald's was often involved in small-scale corporate wars against lesser corporations, and destroyed many of them, such as Burger King and Tiimari. Terrafame was often McDonald's ally in these conflicts, while the greatest rival of corporation was UPM Kymmene.

McDonald's was involved as a major party in Rap Wars and disappeared from the galaxy after the war in the year 2421. During the years after the war there were only myths and stories of McDonald's ships seen in the far away systems, but those were usually dismissed as mere ghost stories.

Merry Space-Goers of Minna Canth encountered McDonald's ship MC Double Cheese during their journey in 2452. They encountered the ship next time after three years, as McDonald's started full-scale invasion through the Rap Star, first incapacitating the population of New Chicago with creature known as The Earworm. Both the fleet of McDonald's and the Clown Manifestation summoned through the star were destroyed, reducing McDonald's once more as mere myth of the past.