List of characters and their locations

= Original trilogy =

The original crew and passengers of Minna Canth/The government of the Empire

 * Pasi Palpatine - Rap Ghost, at Minna Canth
 * Jake McKorhonen - at Minna Canth
 * Taavi Frankston - at Minna Canth
 * Leopold Seldon - at Minna Canth
 * Korianteri - at Minna Canth
 * Derwent - dead
 * Bic - at Minna Canth
 * Figara Rosehead - situation is unknown
 * Baltasar Herbamare Plötz - at the UFO
 * Adolphus Kaskelotti - at Minna Canth
 * The Nugget Scientists - at the UFO

Emperor's Royal Guard

 * Ciko - at the UFO
 * Vertti - at the UFO

Former citizens of New Chicago

 * Verneri Vaderi - at the UFO
 * Tracer (elf) - death is unclear
 * Sargenat Deathblades - death is unclear

Others

 * skrull (customs officer) - at Nygård Station
 * Dimitri Kiakov - at Minna Canth

= Prequel trilogy =

Heroes of the New Rap Order

 * Martta Palpatine - at Casino Magna
 * Theseus Theophilus Burgerus - searching for Skamburger CEO
 * DJ Defunkt - at Casino Magna, being turned into Juha Sipilä
 * Jenny Källström - beginning her Rapper training, searching for Skamburger CEO
 * Mark Zuckerberg - at Facebook HQ
 * Laura Fireblades - dead, possibly resurrecting
 * The Blue Cuckoos - at Casino Magna
 * Jou Jou Binks - transformed into horde of Protodites, at several places
 * Goiro - at Casino Magna
 * HOL-ZERO - at Helsinki Prime
 * Tic's Resistance Movement - at Spherus Magna
 * The Ocelot - at Spherus Magna
 * Skywalker & Son Consulting
 * Skywalker & Son - at Helsinki Prime
 * Elias Lötkö - at Helsinki Prime
 * Jääräpäinen - transformed into Gnome Nuva, at Casino Magna
 * Ferdinand Groink - dead
 * Glove-Buscom Dog - dead
 * Firaga Cactaihead XIV - dead

Others

 * Vesa-Matti Loiri - dead
 * Fahrenheit Fireblades - freed from Vankila Magna
 * Czar Palpatine - at the Planet of the Apes

= Intertemporal characters =

McDonald's

 * The Laughter Man - situation is unknown
 * CosMc - dead
 * Sundae - dead
 * R R R - dead...?
 * Grimace - terrifying

The Old Eduskunta/The Goverment

 * Juha Sipilä - situation is unknown
 * Ylekala - dead

Others

 * Kronomax Tiimanen - In Time
 * a Jou Jou Binks - at Kronomax's pocket
 * The Wife - Waiting for Jake