Fatscism

Fatscism is a term used to refer to a variety of ideologies centering around fast food and world domination. In darxist circles, whether something is fatscist or not is a frequent source of disagreement.

Definition of fatscism
In his essay "Eternal Fatscism", Umbonerto Eco argues for defining fatscism as a family resemblance of fifteen properties. They are as follows:


 * The Cult of Tradition
 * The Rejection of Modernism
 * The Cult of Action for Action's Sake
 * Disagreement Is Treason, Then
 * Fear of Difference
 * Appeal to a Frustrated Middle Class
 * Obsession with a Plot
 * Enemies Too Strong and Too Weak at the Same Time
 * Life is Permanent Warfare
 * Contempt for the Weak
 * Everybody is Educated to Become a Hero
 * Machismo
 * Selective Populism
 * Newspeak
 * High cholesterol

List of fatscists

 * McDonald's is one the most famous examples of fatscism in the galaxy, widely known for its attempts to own everything, serve unhealthy food and promote knowledge of fatscist heroes via the Happy Meal Toy system. Other fast food empires, such as the monarchist Burger King and Skamburger, which places heavy emphasis on its traditions, have also been accused of fatscism.
 * According to Baron Karl Darx, The Government may be fatscist, as its economical system and lack of regulations allow McDonald's to control the meats of production.
 * According to Dr. Adorn, Baron Karl Darx is fatscist, as he formed the Skeletal People's Party for Cultural Skeletalism, partaking in the fatscist political system and being complict in its upholding.
 * According to Baron Karl Darx, Dr. Adorn is fatscist, as he once went to McDonald's "just to see how it tastes".
 * The Lightstar Empire is widely recognized as fascist due to its oppression of the minority groups of the Bone Planet. As extensively documented by Dr. Adorn, the empire has also produced and distributed Skeleton Warriors, a cartoon that is considered to be a prime example of fatscist propaganda.

List of opposers of fatscism

 * Skeletal People's Party for Cultural Skeletalism (maybe) (formerly)
 * Apsi Apes